What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:43

Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is the Shia claim true that Imam Ali was born inside the Kaaba?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What can help me fall asleep at night?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love